10 lies About Myself!

Tuesday 9th February 2016

W.A.L.T Write entertaining lies about yourself!

1. My hair is so much like gold because when I was little it got dipped in liquid gold.
2. My eyes are sky blue because when I was little I got my head stuck in a blue paint can.
3. I am so tall because a couple of years ago I fell into a rubber machine & got stretched.
4. I am not a very good farmer because I never learned how to “calm the farm”
5. I love horses because when they jump it feels like falling off a cliff into shark infested waters.
6. I like broccoli because when I was little I pretended to be a giant eating trees!
7. I like reading because when I was little I accidentally ate a book worm!
8. I got my lovely dog Fred because when I was biking he fell out of the sky and into my bike basket in 2010
9. I have a bionic pinkie because it got jammed in the warehouse sliding doors!
10. My teeth are so straight because when I was a todler my mum was banging in tent pegs and the hammer head flew off into my face.